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Indeed
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Honesty night
Ask me “have you ever” questions and I will honestly answer yes or no. Anything about any topic.
I’m frightened
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No. Lottery and oral doesn’t best that lasagna…
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i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it”
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PUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLESPLASHSPLASHSPHALPUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLE
how can you not reblog this?!
Dammit, Bobby! I told you not to test the new cocaine on the moose!
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Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
Tip them?! They deserve a fucking raise, a promotion, and the fucking day off!
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Collecting these because no one understands their genius. They make me want to go to school.
I’m surprised no one has yelled “for Narnia!”
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